The Eclectic One

…Because labels are a poor substitute for thinking

Proof that women are smarter than men

Posted by Bill Nance on December 20, 2008

OK, it’s perhaps an old joke to some of you, but it’s still funny.

God finished making everything on the earth, then he called Adam and Eve to make an announcement:

“Children,” he said, ” I have two gifts left over. And Adam, as the first created, you get to choose which one you want.”

Adam considered a moment and said: “Gee whiz! I wanna pee standing up!”

And it was so.

Eve then sighed, did her very best to look like a victim of male oppression and added: “OK, I guess I’ll just have to settle for multiple orgasms.”

-That is all

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